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Happy SmileChet Meek's Page of Puns, Part E

... word plays, catchy phrases, and other foolishness.


I take no credit for this material. I am only the collector. Most have come from the Usenet Newsgroup alt.humor.puns; but others have crept in from misc.writing, alt.callahans, humor mailing lists and other contributors. I have made no attempt at attribution (please forgive; ... we only rarely know the original author anyway). Despite that, some show attribution. Where it was there, I kept it.

Newest ones are added at the top in each category.

Go to Other Pun Pages.

Go to Puns, Word Plays and Related Madness. They are all short; but there are lots.
Go to "For the Younger Set." Only a few for now. If you send some more, I'll add them.
Go to "By the Younger Set." Only a few for now here too. Please send some more.
Go to the Shaggy Dog Stories. They are longer, but there are a lot fewer of them too.
Go to the Jokes of Most Any Sort. They are what was left over.
 
 

Other Pun Pages:



Puns, Word Plays and Related Madness.

Now for the younger set:

Here are some BY the Younger Set:

These are the answers of six- to ten-year-olds about various aspects of love: why it happens, what to do about it, etc., most contributed by Elaine Jordaan {emjord@FISHNET.NET}.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY, "I LOVE YOU:"
HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED?
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
The following are actual quotations from papers of grade school children about classical music:

L-O-N-G puns (or Shaggy Dog Stories):

And Finally Some Jokes of Most Any Sort:

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Title: Puns; Word plays; Other Nonsense and Foolishness; Humor; Jokes; Good Clean Fun - Volume 1e.
The primary URL for this page is at:  http://www.GoChet.ca/puns_v1e.htm
Page maintained by: Chet Meek, cmeek@ocii.com ... direct e- mail.
Page last updated: 5 May 2014 (Sm 2.25.n, w/SC; Win7pOnLower case Lambda - 16 high,
            transparent background). Page created: 1 July 1996.